LUCY
AND THE
BEAST
(From
One
evening, the Pig Trader was trying to impress his partner, an attractive, young
Oxbridge student called Lucy. Half way through the evening, he picked up this
hand and, after three passes came round to him, he cursed inwardly.

He cursed
because someone had passed with 12 High Card Points. He reckoned that Lucy would
not have done this, so he postulated that at other tables, East West would open
the bidding, reach a contract and go down on the bad breaks. Arguable? So,
thinking that if he passed the hand out, it would be a bad board, and unable to
open a Weak Two or Multi, he opened 1©.
West, on his
left, bid 2§,
Lucy 2NT and East doubled. Oh dear! The Pig Trader bid 3©,
passed round to East who again doubled. A Bottom appeared inevitable! He
redoubled in a frantic attempt to intimidate the opposition, but they were
having none of it! A club was led and dummy went down :

West
had actually underled
§A,
and also held
¨K,
so although East held
©AK73,
the Pig Trader emerged with an overtrick, +960 and an unbeatable Top and
smelling of roses!