THE
PIG TRADER
VISITS BANBURY
(From Sheffield Bridge Club Newsletter No 72, June 1993)
The Pig
Trader found himself playing in the Oxfordshire Simultaneous Pairs at Banbury
Bridge Club last month. This was Board 8.

It was
Love All, the Pig Trader was West and dealer, and his partner, Charlie Mead in
the East seat, after two passes, opened 1NT, showing 10 to 14 points in this
seat at this vulnerability.
South
couldn’t find a bid and the Pig Trader made a rather silly attempt to find a 4-4
major fit by bidding Stayman. He was, of course, rather disappointed by the 2¨
response, which he left, hoping that his partner didn’t hold a 3325 shape.
“Suppose I’ve got a 3325 shape?” asked Charlie Mead when dummy went down!
South
had led a heart, Charlie Mead played low from dummy, and ended up with just a
club ruff in dummy and two top trumps for 5 off and minus 250.
It was
a Top, of course!