THE
PIG TRADER
PICKS UP
A COUPLE
OF POINTS
(From
The Pig
Trader was sitting South at Game All when he picked up:

He was more interested in his two voids than his two points! North had dealt and he opened 1¨ and East bid 2§. At this point, West asked the Pig Trader the meaning of the 1¨ opening bid, and the Pig Trader told him that it was natural.
The Pig Trader
suspected that West made the enquiry because he had long diamonds himself and
thought that North’s opening may have been artificial. It seemed that the
Phantom Goulasher had dealt everyone a two-suiter. North and West had the
diamonds, he and East had the clubs. Who had the spades and hearts? He passed to
observe developments. West jumped to 3ª,
North passed and East jumped to 5ª!
This was looking good!
The Pig Trader
waded in with 6©.
West bid 6ª,
and with North and East passing, his next bid of 7©
was marked! This was immediately doubled!
Dummy had
everything: a void in clubs and all the remaining trumps, and remarkably had not
seen fit to bid 7©
himself!

The
¨A
was superfluous when the Pig Trader could simply cross-ruff all 13 tricks!